‘Hey batta batta, hey batta, hey batta batta, swing.’ — Larian, probably

  • HairyblueOP
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    7 months ago

    I just noticed this yesterday. As a gay man, I find this makes the game even more fun to play. I hope everyone else is enjoying seeing the guys jiggle.

    Larian keeps perfecting the game, and I am very impressed with that level of dedication from a gaming company.

    • @FireTower@lemmy.world
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      527 months ago

      As a heterosexual man, the game went from utterly unplayable to game of the year. Magic I can suspend my disbelief for. But a lack of johnson physics? That’s a step too far.

      Finally a truly immersive gaming experience.

    • El Barto
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      187 months ago

      I’m not gay, and I welcome this change!

      Enjoy!

    • Dojan
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      157 months ago

      Love jiggly dicks, so this is certainly welcome!

  • MrGerrit
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    367 months ago

    Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

      • MrGerrit
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        207 months ago

        Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

      • @Shou@lemmy.world
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        27 months ago

        Tbh. Implants of toughness sound good. It uses a special armor slot. Does it stack with other +3 armor bonuses?

  • @Nihilore@lemmy.world
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    317 months ago

    You don’t need to censor dicks on lemmy, there’s no algorithm that punishes you because of advertisers here

    • SharkEatingBreakfast
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      147 months ago

      Nah, it’s very much appreciated by people who don’t want to randomly see genitals in their feed.

      • @scrion@lemmy.world
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        137 months ago

        That’s not supposed to be solved by censorship, though, as that affects people who DO want to see random, artificial dicks flailing around, and your personal preferences should not forcefully be applied to everyone, right?

        If it has dicks flopping around in the wind, it should be marked as NSFW, and your client should be set to blur and/or filter those posts. That solves the issue amicably for all parties.

      • unalivejoy
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        16 months ago

        If it makes it better, the video isn’t censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

    • Franzia
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      267 months ago

      I paid for the game and I will jiggle my balls in it

      • @Wahots
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        87 months ago

        Every game should have ball physics in it. I find DIRT 4 and Battlefield 1 lacking in this regard.

        • @Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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          7 months ago

          No, I think the update covered many things that were far from pointless, most of which did not involve johnson jiggle physics. I do, however, think that the initial comment in this chain was entirely pointless.

          • @hdnsmbt@lemmy.world
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            17 months ago

            When two things have an attribute in common, does that attribute only apply to one of the things?