BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the origin story of the…
  • gibmiser@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Oompa loompa doompety doo

    We have a perfect deal for you

    Oompa loompa doompety dee

    If you are wise you’ll listen to me

    What do you get when you buy a company

    That is struggling to make any money?

    You strip it down and sell all of its parts

    And pocket all of the profits

    with no remorse

    You don’t care about the workers’ fate

    You only care about the growth rate

    You know that greed is good and right

    You sleep so soundly every night

    Oompa loompa doompety da

    If you are greedy you will go far

    You will live in happiness too

    Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

    Doompety do