This looks like box art for one of those shitty grossout boardgames we begged for as kids, spent an hour trying to figure out how to set it up, played once, realized each time you reset it, and figured out it takes like 10 minutes to do so. So the whole thing went into your closet in one piece and was never played with again.

Well, I’m just a modern guy

Of course, I’ve had it in the ear before

Been on a lust for life

Oh, hey! Thanks for reminding me I need to clean my ears today!

That’s baby batter

Seeing ear infections with liquid yellow goo is a multi-yearly occurrence in my work. It’s always gross having to wipe away.