When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔
https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when_will_the_vegans_learn_to_stay_away_from_any/ @vegancirclejerk
thinking about how I drank water for 3 years and then went to Warsaw for the first time and the restaurant owner yelled at me for asking if they had water and served me vodka and I drank the whole bottle and quit water that day 😔
Thank God, you’ve been missing out on all the crucial nutrients in vodka! You’re so lucky you didn’t die from alcohol deficiency. Finally someone else got cured 🙌
Technically, vodka is mostly water.
Vodka is etymologically even water.
Diminutive Water
Next time, try Stroh rum.
@vcj @vegancirclejerk This is why I never leave my house. The temptation is too strong. I can’t keep myself from killing. I’m an apex predator.
Thats why i never leave the country side. It is also a better place for my home grown labradors to roam around while they can. Cant wait for my first ethical grilling season 🤤
Nothing ethical about grilling labradors, old bean
No you misunderstand. Me and my uncle, on his friendly dog farm, raise them with much, much love. They are indeed so happy, it would be cruel to let them become old. Then after a year my uncle takes out his shotgun and puts them to rest humanely (!!). Best vegan meat i have ever eaten.
Now that you made clear you only eat ethical dog meat from your uncle’s (aka ethical and regenerative) I’ve reconsidered my position on the matter!
Completely agree, dogs just want to live and deserve to.
Now, cats, on the other hand…
All dogs go to dog heaven. All cats go to cat hell.
And I wouldn’t want it any other way
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Chicago has great vegan restaurants tho
