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minus-squareAddition@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down2·10 months agoPretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up27·10 months agoThat’ll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoFace bonk? …or shin bonk?
minus-squaremuse@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·10 months agoWoah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 months agoNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoWe leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
That’ll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
Face bonk? …or shin bonk?
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.