• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
    6·
    10 months ago

    Fries are placed on the plate.
    (Laugh track)
    Ketchup is poured on the plate.
    (Laugh track)
    Plate explodes.
    (Laugh track with applause)

  • Bluefruit@lemmy.world
    6·
    10 months ago

    So no one told ya life waa gonna be this way You put much ketchup on them Its ruined your whole day

    Its like the cap wasnt on tight enough Now the whole year it feels like, is gonna be more rough

    Ill be there for you When the ketchup starts to pour

    Ill be there for you I dont want these anymore

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    21·
    10 months ago

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way

    Your job is woke, you’re broke

    You taste great with gravy…

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mlEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Did you know FRIES is an acronym of all the people who invented them.

    You have F for the French, R for Randy, I for FrancIs, E for Everyone else and S for Seasoning.