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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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  • @Interstellar_1OP
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    94 months ago

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    boss-of-armadildos

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    phoneticmeow

    I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream


    phoneticmeow

    NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

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    initiala

    Killed ANOTHER FREAKING CANADIAN SOLDIER. How do they keep getting into my house?! Stop!!


    initiala

    It occurs to me that people might not know that this is another name for a maylfy. I am not being infiltrated by humans from Canada.

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    guilty ghoul

    move to nyc. eat balls all day

    BAGELS [The message did not send properly]

    real crispies

    🤨

    ?

    guilty ghoul

    BAGELS.

    DISCORD ISN’T SENDING MY MESSAGES HELP

    [doey ! and real krispies are typing…]

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    kratt09

    people who don’t wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??


    kratt09

    thats not the word I meant to use

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    How to put a baby down

    Edit: I MEANT HOW TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP 🙈

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    Anonymous asked:

    being mailed is enrichment for us girls

    predstrogen answered:

    good girls get USPS and bad girls get fedex to dump them in a ditch

    predestrogen

    Anonymous asked:

    MAULED fuck

    GET IN THE ENVELOPE.

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    the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. “oh is this a syphilis metaphor” passerby would ask. “is this for a tick tock”. no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

    dishsaop

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    Saf

    was that a comedic mixup of sisyphus and syphilis

    dishesaop

    what

    wait

    SISYPHUS. FUCKING AUTOCORRECT.

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    dartagnanromance

    fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there


    dartagnanromance

    i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

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    cuuno-moved

    sonic the lesbian is a hedghog


    cuuno-moved

    wait i fucked it up.


    cuuno-moved

    guys stop reblogging this.

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    infectiouspiss

    they should invent joints that don’t hurt


    infectiouspiss

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    pissditching

    how tf are you smoking them that it hurts

    pissditching

    Oh shit do you mean like bones

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    Anonymous asked:

    so, like, what do you think about chihuahuas???

    actuallycuteanimals answered:

    They are a lovely and very underrated fish

    wAIT

    DOG.

    I MEANT DOG

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    conzoop

    roomate reminded me how good Hole is


    conzoop

    the band the band the band the grunge band with frontwoman Courtney Love the BAND THE BAND THE BANDTHEBAND THE BAND TH

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    toskarin

    the oedipal task of doing the dishes


    toskarin

    SISYPHEQN SISYPHEAN


    one hour into writing this and I’m taking a break