• @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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      85 months ago

      I don’t know. Maybe I need to call him at midnight and tell him to suck my fucking cock. Then hang up.

      That’s something I would do.

        • Talaraine
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          55 months ago

          And that’s 8 dollars a month heheh. On those days when I’ve been really frustrated with him I’d pay $8 a bloody call xD

    • @CarbonIceDragon
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      95 months ago

      I could have sworn seeing some news story back when I was a kid about some guy that had somehow made his phone number into a business toll number, such that you had to pay him to call it, as a way of discouraging spam calls. Can’t seem to find it now though, probably because it’s been years

  • Introversion
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    5 months ago

    Pay me $8 and I promise to never use X, to call him or anything.

    (Don’t tell him that I’m doing that now for free.)

  • kingthrillgore
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    75 months ago

    Tell me you’re running out of money without saying you’re out of money.

    It’s amazing a billionaire is getting this desperate.

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      25 months ago

      what’s even funnier is these desperate measures to recoup some of his money burning are all costing more than they’ll ever return - like the blue checks on twitter. he’s not only dollar-dumb, he thinks he can grift his way past the billions he sunk into it not realizing that it would take every human on the planet to subscribe to twitter for decades to make that shit pay off