• palordrolap@kbin.social
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    8 months ago

    Kevin seems like the kind of jerk to have flown out the previous night - he’s a bird, that kind of flying - found and emptied the chest, covered his tracks and then flown back before being noticed.

    Detecting pre-disturbed sand is a lot harder than doing the same for dirt. The bear might not have been able to tell.

    And I bet Kevin had the bear pay for his plane ticket over there. I mean he can fly, but probably not that far. Ideal sob story.

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      8 months ago

      maybe the real treasure was the tox that we stole along the way

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    8 months ago

    Maybe the real Egypt is the aliens that built the pyramids