Pounded in the butt by littletranspunk’s comment about being pounded in the butt by the handsome sentient chuck tingle Valentine’s day card you sent me

Thank you! I’ll try to check it out!

Basically this:

But here’s his web site. He’s famous for writing glorious masterpieces: https://www.chucktingle.com/

most romance novelists restrict their romantic pairings to those between two humans, or at least between some human and some living creature (naturally with full human sapience). chuck tingle is not one such coward. in the universe of chuck tingle, the list of things you can fuck includes every physical object in existence, animate or not, as well as most abstract concepts.

all of which have naturally been granted full human sapience.

Chuck Tingle is most famous for his book Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt and its hit sequel Pounded In the Butt By My Book “Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt”, as well as the ever-appealing Trans Wizard Harriet Porber series detailing the titular protagonist’s sexual misadventures with a well-muscled parasaurolophus named Snabe, although his other works include I’m Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of The Year 2016, Domald Tromp’s Ass is Haunted By the Ghost of His Incriminating Tax Returns, There Is a Polar Vortex In My Butt and He Is Handsome, Pounded In The Butt By My Hugo Award Loss, and Pounded In The Butt By My Ever-Changing Thoughts On The Mystery of Chuck Tingle’s Real Identity.

A complete list of his works can be found here.

He rights lewd/romantic fiction but it’s the most absurd premises, incredibly queer as well. Also, generally very comedic.