Imagine if Spock’s ears worked like Barf from Spaceballs. Just moving them around all willy nilly.

You’d think by the 23rd century there’d be a pill for that.

So his ears must remain turgid to be upright. And his blood is green. Are we sure Vulcans aren’t plants?? Maybe an especially intelligent offshoot of a jade plant?

Heineken … illogical indeed