• cowfodder@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    It’s just a simple chart that shows that pirates were preventing global warming.

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      8 months ago

      Oh fuck your so right, the pirates are the independent variable fuck

      And it’s organized by date, that’s on me I took an edible and I was busy listening to contrapoints analyze twilight. Also I’m at the gym, it’s quite a lot to process rn

      banger video snapewives for context

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        8 months ago

        maybe the deaths of pirates is what makes time progress

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          8 months ago

          We can only observe the passage of time through change so in an enclosed system of one pirate we would only observe the passage of time when they die so long as they do not move beforehand. So in an immovable multipirate system we would only be able to measure time through the rate of death even if that rate is not constant.

          Is it possible that within this system there is no objective passage of time? Could it then be stated that the death of pirates in the causing the passage of time?