Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that
Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes…
I want to know what angered the garden gnome
Thants not just any garden gnome, that’s David the Gnome.
There used to be a subreddit that posted juxtapositions like this. I love it.
On Reddit I would be sarcastic, cheeky, blunt and arrogant. Only because everyone else is on there.
But here the community is nicer already. Even so, I want this place. to be a better place. So even if someone on lemmy is the above descriptors, I’ll always be kind.
I like your cock.
God I love Cyanide and Happiness.
Nice cock, Bro.
Thanks! Here’s the tax:
yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.
its funnier today
i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times
Watch yer step Mr Terwiliger
Ouch
I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.
Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?
A pirate walks into the bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to the belt.
The bar tender asks, “What’s up with the wheel?”
The pirate responds, “ARR, IT’S DRIVIN ME NUTS!”
OP you’re a nice person and people say nice things about you
Well, I can neither confirm or deny that I’m a nice person but people do sure say nice things about me (just look at almost any comment on this post). But I can confirm that you are a nice person
I agree, you wonderful sunshine!
☀️
Or I could cut you into small pieces and feed you to the hounds
I hope you have a great day today.
Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we’re already friends.
That’s how you get shanked.
Will bring out the good biscuits, and heat up the kettle for us all.
Your arse looks lovely in that dress.
That is a great idea 👍. Thank you for making Lemmy an even more positive place. I
'm still not sure what a language comment is.
ooh, i’m really surprised that it took 103 comments for someone to point that out (I fixed it)
My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied “Sounds ink-credible!”
applause