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minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoCan confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoGlycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.
minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoGulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things. It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoAnd eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoI’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.
Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty
Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.
Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.
It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.
And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.
I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.