I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

  • AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    I can’t imagine that you can get out of bed without waking your wife if your smartwatch vibrating wakes her up.

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      Idk, my husband can sneak out of bed, but his phone vibrating in the bed wakes me. Even if it’s just a little zzt to indicate a text has come in. I guess it’s one of the noises I’m “listening for”?

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      9 months ago

      Depends where the arm is I think. When it vibrates under the pillow you’re using, it can sound very loud

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        I assume that OP isn’t sleeping with the wrist wearing the watch underneath the pillow their wife has her head on.

        Pulling your arm from under a pillow someone is using seems very likely to disturb them and wake them. You’re not doing that, OP, right?

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    9 months ago

    Vibrating butt plug with timer

    Realistically, your wife is your partner and some sacrifices need to be made. If she can’t sleep through a watch, she should consider earplugs or just deal. I’m sure you silence it and leave the room ASAP so, that’s just life of sharing a room with a spouse.

    Edit like literally millions of spouses have tolerated their other rising before them, it’s a normal part of the deal

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      My dad has had the single fucking loudest alarm clock for literally my entire life. It’s such a god awful racket. It had to be, because my dad has the worst snoring I’ve heard in my life. Man sounds like a chainsaw, and you can hear him clear across the house. My mom would sleep directly through it all. It’s wild.

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      Damn, I was coming here to say this. All I can add is that maybe sleep on your stomach with one of these, otherwise it could wake her up vibrating the mattress, since she sounds like a light sleeper.

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    9 months ago

    You could grab a brush and put a little make-up. Perhaps hide the scars to fade away the shake-up. But then why’d you leave the keys upon the table? Ah, here you go create another fable.

    Why do you want a discreet way to wake up? You wanted to.

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      I don’t think you trust in my self-righteous suicide, I cry when angels deserve to die

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        9 months ago

        Something clicked in my mind when I read the phrase self-righteous suicide and SOAD just popped into my head

    • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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      9 months ago

      Probably to be polite, and give his family more valuable sleep time while he does responsible things.

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      I originally read it as “…discreet way of walking myself…”Was thinking: “What kind of question is that? Just stand up and start walking somewhere. No need to be discreet about it…”

      Then thought maybe the family dog was looking for advice from Lemmy?

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    9 months ago

    Kindly ask her to get used to your alarm sound, and not wake up then.

    This may seem harsh, but actually it isn’t. Every house has it’s own specific sounds, and it is quite normal to get used to them and not wake up. If you hear other sounds that are unusual, then you wake up. It is a natural thing.

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      I had a roommate in college that had trouble waking up even with an alarm, and had a much earlier class schedule than me. Never got used to it, just got sleep deprivation. Maybe it’s “natural” for you and my ex roommate to sleep through alarms, but as they are designed to not let you sleep through them, many people cannot.

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        9 months ago

        Yes, but presumably OP can find an alarm that isn’t as obtrusive as the average one.

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          It’s still obviously going to disrupt the sleep of anyone else in the same room. Maybe if the alarm sounded through headphones it would not.

    • Squizzy@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      Yeah, we’ll get used to the house for sure, but I’ll have to be quiet for the time being. It’s not worth losing what could be an extra hour or two of everyone’s sleep. We generally make an effort to not shield them from noise during daytime naps and such, but sleep is too precious these days.

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    9 months ago

    Did your smartwatch actually buzz/vibrate? Hate to shill, but try an Apple Watch. It doesn’t really buzz, but the haptics feel like a tap on the wrist.

    That being said, if a discrete buzz wakes her, how are you supposed to get up without waking her?

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    9 months ago

    Drink enough water at the right time to pee at the right time

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      9 months ago

      This works for me but there are people who wake up during the middle of the night to pee. So this method probably won’t work for them.

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    9 months ago

    I don’t know if this will work for you. Every night I close my eyes and picture a clock with the time I want to wake. Then I tell myself the time I want to wake up.

    • TIMMAY@lemmy.world
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      I dont have this method but I do seem to be able to fall in to a routine in less than a two week period and then just wake up at the same time every day essentially invariably, not sure how I do it. I dont remember it being like that when I was a kid, but at least since my military service Ive been able to get up when needed (not saying its correlated to military life, just that thats what point in life I was at when I noticed this)

    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      I’m… weirdly similar. I tend to wake naturally about 5 minutes before my alarm every day, even if it’s not a normal wake time. Doesn’t apply if I didn’t set an alarm, obviously.

      • TIMMAY@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        I will wake up and be like “damn my alarm is gonna go off in two minutes” and be right somehow, no idea how

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          I think for me it’s an anxiety thing, and a generally good sense of time. If I have to be up at a certain time, I sleep more restlessly, and I tend to be good at estimating the time when I just barely wake up. So I wake up several times through the night, and just stay up when it’s near time for the alarm.

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    9 months ago

    If your wife is such a light sleeper that a vibrating watch is waking her perhaps sleeping in a separate room when you need to wake up at a certain time would work?

    • Squizzy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Separate rooms is definitely not an option. It’s not so much super light sleeper just she is nursing and I’d like to get a workout in before everyone else wakes. If I wake the kids we’re all screwed if I wake her I ruin what peace she gets.

      • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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        9 months ago

        Put the watch on your ankle? Probably idiotic, but that might be silent enough. And you’d have to do some work to make it stop, waking you up efficiently.

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            9 months ago

            Because it sounds like she’s sacrificing a lot to nurse a new baby, so maybe you could sacrifice a little bit for her so she can get at least a bit of sleep.

            • Squizzy@lemmy.worldOP
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              Maybe mind your own business and stop making presumptions about my family life you self righteous prick.

              I want to wake an hour before everyone to do some exercising so I’m not eating into the family time. The time would otherwise be spent sleeping like everyone else.

              I honestly can’t believe the audacity of your reply.

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                “Mind your own business on a public forum where I chose to disclose information!” How rich.

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                  9 months ago

                  It’s based on absolutely no information that I provided, just your apparent want for feeling superior.

      • Gerudo@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        A split king bed did wonders for my wife and I. I never feel her move. Now, if it’s noise that wakes her up, a sound machine could help.

          • Gerudo@lemm.ee
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            It’s essentially 2 twin xl mattress side by side. You can use one duvet, but we blanket fight, so we use 2 separate.

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Literally or figuratively?

        Could you or her be occupying another room for a few weeks/months or is it worth a fight

        • Squizzy@lemmy.worldOP
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          What I’m trying to do is not worth sleeping alone, I just want to get a workout in before the day starts and waking anyone will just start the day earlier. But sleeping separately is worse than being out of shape.

          • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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            9 months ago

            To each their own, I’d say for a few weeks no biggie. Obviously cuddle/rest together

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            9 months ago

            Having raised many kids, you have to take your extra time where you can actually find it. If your family is early to rise, work out before bed instead, after they go to sleep. I have done early morning workouts, late night workouts, lunch time workouts. It may be that you can’t have morning time alone right now.

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t suppose there’s room for a bed in the babies’ room, so after the mid-night nursings she could sleep in there until they’re hungry again? Only if she wants to, of course. It can be more restful than trying to sleep with your ears on High for sounds of distress from the other room, which also makes you oversensitive to hubby’s alarm.

        • Squizzy@lemmy.worldOP
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          The baby is in our room, and the others have their own, but the house is old and creaky, so I tread carefully.

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          Lol I know the 5g stuff is a stupid myth but sleeping with a Bluetooth device strapped to your cranium feels like it’s putting the research conclusions to the test

  • Boozilla@lemmy.world
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    What if you put the smart watch on your ankle? The covers might muffle the noise but you still feel it vibrate.

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      I was really hoping someone had like a really low volume pillow alarm or something, but instead, you guys are just really creative. I wouldn’t have thought to do this.