• casmael@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      9 months ago

      I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        It’s more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

        Don’t ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

        Btw, maybe don’t go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all…

        • casmael@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          9 months ago

          I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 months ago

      I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is