• cynar@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    ADHD is particularly bad for causing that.

    Brain: Give me stimulation now.

    Me: I’m trying, I’m trying, but I got to get things done.

    Brain: Give me now, or I’ll make my own!

    Me: Please, no, I’m trying!

    Brain: I’ll do it…

    Brain: I will!

    Brain: Fine… Baby shark! do do dodo dodo…

    Me: <Attempts emergency lobotomy with a spoon!>