• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      “Lick this dish please.”

      “So you do lick the science?!”

      “No. You are the science.” <checks watch><marks something down on a clipboard>

    • QTpi@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      My Clinical Microbiology teacher: I’m no longer allowed to teach you how to waft plates, but… if you happen to catch a whiff of ____ growing on a plate, you would smell ____. ::wink, wink::