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minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months ago“Here’s a ticket for breathing out in violation of Tennessee law” “What?!” “Oh so you’re a repeat offender are you? Here’s a second ticket. You wanna try for three?”
minus-squaremeco03211@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoOh we got a smart-ass over here trying to hold her breath? Well missy you should have thought about that before getting pregnant. Now we’ve got you for attempted murder!
“Here’s a ticket for breathing out in violation of Tennessee law”
“What?!”
“Oh so you’re a repeat offender are you? Here’s a second ticket. You wanna try for three?”
Oh we got a smart-ass over here trying to hold her breath? Well missy you should have thought about that before getting pregnant. Now we’ve got you for attempted murder!