Used to be different. I remember being a kid, we had a big lizard in our back yard. Sure, it was expensive to feed, and took massive shits, but it was our lizard.
Or at least it was. Got woken up by the sound of dynamite. Turned out there was an army man, told me “We gotta blow up what we can’t understand”.
What I wouldn’t give to have a big lizard gf.
Or bf! …or just f, really…
Not enough big lizard friends in the world, that’s what’s wrong these days.
I concur! Heck, I’d even settle for a small lizard friend. I’m not picky.
Thus the username?
Haha, yes!
Used to be different. I remember being a kid, we had a big lizard in our back yard. Sure, it was expensive to feed, and took massive shits, but it was our lizard.
Or at least it was. Got woken up by the sound of dynamite. Turned out there was an army man, told me “We gotta blow up what we can’t understand”.