Randy is (was? Not sure if he’s still alive) a goat on a friend’s farm. Fucker hated everyone and everything and would have to be kept in his own area. Did you know goats can spit? I didn’t until I met Randy. Friend told me Randy killed a cat once. Not sure why they didn’t just turn him into dinner.
I mean, if we’re being pedantic, traditional cheese did/does use male goats to make baby goats and get milk. We just generally artificially force pregnancy instead.
Randy.
Randy is (was? Not sure if he’s still alive) a goat on a friend’s farm. Fucker hated everyone and everything and would have to be kept in his own area. Did you know goats can spit? I didn’t until I met Randy. Friend told me Randy killed a cat once. Not sure why they didn’t just turn him into dinner.
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I feel weird explaining this, but male goats are not used for cheese.
Not with that attitude
I mean, if we’re being pedantic, traditional cheese did/does use male goats to make baby goats and get milk. We just generally artificially force pregnancy instead.