Granted! A system has been set up where snapping your fingers automatically transfers $1000 from your bank account into that of a random stranger somewhere in the world. How generous of you!

Granted. It comes out of your bank account.

In $1 bill bricks delivered by airdrop on top of them

Granted. But it’s the same random stranger every time, and they’re told you’re the one who’s standing 1,000,000 finger snaps away from them being a billionaire…

Granted. The money comes from a charity for terminally ill children. Due to repeated and undiscovered bank errors, the families in need don’t get the money it is redirected to random strangers.

They’re an asshole and use it to buy liquid assets to spray your house with