Aww how cute, he thinks he’s the face eating leopard!

If only there was a way to hunt deer without a gun… 🤔

I would take the pink one, then find my least favourite people and make the infinite poop copypasta into reality…

I agree chicken and waffles is good, but I also would try tuna and mushroom soup waffles not gonna lie.

Wait till you hear about chicken and waffles! How ridiculous! /s (or is it? 🤔)

Then leave.

The meta narrative about Evangelion’s creation is why I love End of Evangelion so much.

In short: Anno thought he would have more than 2 seasons, but Gainax pulled the plug while they were about to finish the 2nd season. This is why the last 2 episodes of the TV series take a hard turn, Anno couldn’t rewrite more and want to at least give some resolution to Shiji’s story. Fans absolutely hated the ending though, but Gainax later offered to make a movie so Anno decided to make End of Evangelion as a replacement for the final 2 episodes but with an entire season of story compressed down just to show the fans how ridiculous it would have been while also “ruining” parts of the story just to upset them. Fun fact: The scenes with fast flashing text are taken from death threats Anno recieved from fans after the TV series ending.

End of Evangelion is Anno basically flexing his story writing while giving a giant middle finger to his fans in movie form.

“He’s hurting the wrong people!”

Four years ago is a long time to remember for people with a room temperature IQ.

I don’t understand how anyone thinks immigrants steal jobs. You can’t just show up to a workplace and collect a paycheque, you have to get hired first.

Employers are giving jobs to immigrants. And they know it because they are the ones getting the visas.

There are a shocking number of Elmo simps.

Crypto bros aren’t the geeks, they’re the popular kids who did well by cheating and copying off other people’s work. None of them actually helped make anything even vaguely useful, they memorized enough technical jargon to sound convincing and got lucky betting on digital ponzi schemes.

This feels like such a microcosm of the Republican party: everyone gets elected on a wide array of misinformation, conspiracy, and empty populist rhetoric, but then fight over leadership because no one person can unify the diverse party they cobbled together to win the popular vote.

Except this feels less of a “we’re lowering prices out of the goodness of our hearts because they were too high all along” vibe and more of a “the working class has been nearly suffocated under the boot of capitalism but we need to keep you alive to extract the remaining pennies” vibe.

Get here in time when our day comes

You thought it was gold but it was bronze

Nobody really gets disowned for voting for a particular candidate because voting is private and done in secret. You can lie about who you voted for and nobody can even prove it.

People actually get disowned for constantly talking about voting for a particular candidate, even after their friends and family ask them to stop.

They made their choice to put their politics before their family and need to cry publicly about it to get that sweet persecution complex.

Huh, guess I missed that dog whistle. I thought it was just the opposite of a “nationalist”, people who want to create a new world order and all that.

I guess I’m not surprised they think it’s the Jewish people doing that, but didn’t think it was exclusive to them.

Cheap? More like insanely profitable. It’s like any good business venture: you use your successes to expand.

Don’t the conservative bobbleheads talk about evil globalist conspiracies? Like, I found it right here for you guys! It was right in front of you the whole time!

I actually hope the media keeps this narrative of Elmo being the one in charge because I’m sure Trump will have his very bigly ego hurt and lash out.

This is one of those Air Bud moments where they point out that there’s no rule saying an unelected person CAN’T be speaker…

One problem with government is that there are lots of unspoken rules that have been followed as tradition but never formalized.