Someone made a YouTube series 100 ways of cooking potatoes

Layoffs after the release of the game, the developer team got layed off and don’t want the publisher to make money off them.

Cave paintings

How people thought it looked

How it really looked

Edit: link where I found the final picture https://www.frontpagedetectives.com/latest-news/researchers-discover-first-ever-35-000-year-old-mummified-woolly-rhino-reveal-they-had-hump-on-neck

There was this one guy who stole cars, drank, had his own clique and was kind of an anti-hero among us smaller kids. He didn’t care what the teachers said, even the principal couldn’t do anything. They all skated, had bikes, hung out at the local halfpipe. They smoked cigarettes on the school property behind the trash containers. They were prohibited from entering any type of festive the school hosted but always ended up being there and drunk. He sold cigarettes to minors, while being a minor himself. Gosh we had so many papers talking about lost cars, stolen cars, wrecked cars etc.

When he finished school and immediately got a job you didn’t hear anything from him anymore. Now he has a wife, kids and a house.

He literally was that one rebellious kid from the movies who got his shit together.

All that happened before 2007, and now I feel old. Thank you.

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Upfront cost of harvesting organs is lower than the long time cost of keeping them alive.

There’s also women who can not orgasm by in-and-out movements (like: the act of fucking) and it just hurts them after a while. Had to find that out the hard way.

I found it and edited it into the comment!

I found it and edited it into the comment!

Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to “similar videos” you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5915ae689b1b4

This always reminds me of that one joke my iPhone‘s Siri once told me that left me in tears:

What do you get when you cross a dog with an octopus?

No you don’t

Actually not all rats are afraid of cats. I had a lot of pet rats and some cats. While the two cats are mostly afraid and respectful of the rats, about 1/4 of the rats had no problem co-existing with the cats. Like, they saw the cat as a rat and acted like it, not afraid or anything, while another rat peed herself because she was so scared of the cats.

Glad the see TheFatRat is doing great! 🐀

… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

I just pretendo it’s Nintendo and it’s all goodo

As long as they don’t ask me to break my Duolingo streak it’s all good. I‘m scared of that owl

…oder wie es ich als Fruktose intolerante Person kenne: durchfallsirup