I’d stick my tongue so far up your ass whoever managed to pull me out would be crowned king of England

Nice butthole

I’ve explained it’s shaved like 30,000 times and I continue to 0-0 not trying to lie and distort the truth. The cactus was shaved for safety and it didn’t hurt me 😳 other than that, thank you for the kind message <3

Direct from the Reddit post

If it makes you feel better she confirmed nothing prickly actually went inside. Think she said she carved it down or something.

Oh I’m sorry you must answer in the form of a question

I’m in the business of buttholes. And brother. Business is good.

Dees nuts

Show him your butthole.

Buttholes, but absolutely no scat or farting. I absolutely love smelling and licking a butthole that is clean, preferably at the end of the day with all the natural pheromones. And anal sex of course, nothing better than a girl who takes it in the ass.

Nice butthole

Nice butthole

Incredibly sexy