Wait, you you’re saying the solution is… being back child labor? We truly are living in some times when that isn’t considered a unique statement.

Today I learned I was a robot.

For first timers, start w penne. Also, caveat: if using a gf replacement like banza, the noodles both seem to absorb less water, and expel more starch into the water. so the mod is to put about an inch of water extra than what you would normally use for flour pasta.

Which is essentially the type of workarounds enterprise systems admins have to come up with as solutions.