Give a second Nobel to Obama.

I got to the bathtub scene, said “wow that’s amazing television” and stopped watching. I get it, he sucks and he’s going to get worse.

Sure you are. Haven’t assassinated any fascists, have you? Lazy bastard.

I think you just described a torture device personally

Que the introduction of Clit Commander’s evil nemesis, Clit Cutter.

I don’t know that’d I call preventing child rape “morality policing” for either state but I suppose it is.

I’d argue that the means are barbaric and obviously ripe for political abuse and corruption.

Hooters is usually so classy too

9 out of 11 life decision, being the cheap drunk at Hooters.

The Fediverse is definitely not great privacy wise but it’s certainly not bad compared to a Facebook profile.

Stop doing free work for capitalists, that’s not even a Reddit thing that’s just common sense. At least make them pay you.

I started running and got runner’s knee in a month.

Hiking it is…

Learned behavior is rarely expressed in genetics.

I wonder which came first, the invasive snails that look about the same as the other snails they were eating or the population decline of kites?

The fittest in this case would be the kites that could survive the lean times before the new snails had time to spread, which could mean quite a lot of things but probably isn’t related to them being picky about what snails they were eating as they starved to death.

Doesn’t stop you.

https://lithub.com/how-americas-concepts-of-disability-and-family-were-created-by-fascism/

Don’t think too much about how close you were to calling them “useless eaters,” you might learn something about yourself you don’t like.

Elder fight clubs where we all beat up the MAGA millennials.

Eurotrash gonna eurotrash.

The original army green was used because it was the cheapest they could get in industrial quantities direct from the manufacturers. Same goes for any branch, really.

If they’re buying individual paint cans from a retail store they’re just setting money on fire.

So are you.

Yeah because Bumfucknowhereville is going to get bombed more than the cities

Shut your Oreo hole they’re allowed

(Not this, but to exist as chemical goodness)