It’s like a worse Gros Michel that doesn’t go extinct, with a consistent mult on par with like, misprint’s average. Common is probably fine honestly.

Cute art, love the detail of the stake chip being included as an accessory!

Need someone to vent to?

Glad to see the crowd fired up, Grug just invented it.

You know what they say, it’s Thursday o’clock somewhere.

I am certainly no expert, and I won’t act as though my comment was meant to be more than a punchline in a meme post, but Elon has effectively been running the grift for ages now. I was following his bullshit way back in the Hyperloop days when he was convincing local governments, universities, and really just the general public that his snake oil was just around the corner and soon would revolutionize society with a little help. The man just gobbled companies up and repeatedly amassed more and more wealth by pump and dumping absolute nonsense to anyone he could and somehow repeatedly got away with it over and over. He turned his ‘little’ pile of generational apartheid wealth and a break from his part of PayPal (he didn’t make it of course, he doesn’t make things which actually work) into an empire of grift which fucks workers, investors, and taxpayers in one swoop. Here it comes guys in a year from now we’ll be traveling in thousand mile vacuums going at the speed of sound! Oh and we’ll have fully underground car transport that whisks you back into the city with elevators, and massive tunnels which we can make super quick and cheap (you might know this as the funny tiny tunnel which ferries Teslas in at a snail’s pace), or solar roofing shingles, or full self driving cars, or TESLABOTS or going to mars on a spaceship with a god damn entertainment room, or cheap reliable reusable rockets which reduce launch costs or the TESLA Semi truck for long haul deliveries or god knows what else he’s said and altered and lied through his teeth about.

I don’t have concrete numbers on the damage, but no one earns a billion dollars, it must be exploited. Yet somehow 1 billion is a pittance to this titan of grift, and now he’s at the helm of the White House. Sorry this likely wasn’t the objective detailed story you were looking for, but that rant was a long time coming.

Step 1: Extort half a trillion dollars of wealth from the working class.

Step 2: Be above the law because of your obscene capital horde, make a really shitty car.

Hi, such a cute drawing! Thanks for sharing your art, and your sona!

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Thank you so much! I really wanted to make something nice for the day, and share my appreciation for KDE with others. Konqi just screams cute in Tyson Tan’s official images, and that is exactly what I wanted to capture with mine!

You want the third card for the pair you just discarded? I’ll trade my luck for yours if you want it!

Annoying. It’s just full house bait, but whatever pair you choose to discard, you better believe you’ll get the third card for it on your next draw.

Damn you’re out here killing it, meanwhile yesterday I had Cavendish go fucking extinct in two different runs. I didn’t even have Oops All 6s for the second one lmao.

Dishes, fishes, close enough.

Goku: Alright now, repeat after me!

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Just in time to dump all that commission money into a new chair!

Aww, they’re lovely together! Glad you adopted them, thanks for sharing your friends!

The bigger the balls, the bigger the bills you get paid.

Also I know this is a crosspost but we’re an _irl community, please edit and title it some word, followed by _irl (e.g. Class_irl). Thank you!

Okay, but if we allow this then that means you are now an unstoppable war machine who can instantaneously rip apart any structure by teleporting into it, and moving those molecules several inches away. Kill anyone in an extremely violent partial teleport, destroy tanks, collapse skyscrapers, the world is your oyster! Being some demigod tier entity sounds too cool compared to the others though, easiest pill choice of your life.