For work, two letters for the type of machine, two numbers for the location, three letters for the department, and two numbers for the device.
LT01MKT27 = laptop at HQ, in marketing, 27 is the unique ID
SV05EXC03 = server at remote office #5, running exchange, 03 is the unique ID
At home, goofy on-the-fly names!
And then they’ll blame the Dems for not “compromising”