This on really irks me as two people in my family are this way… but always wrong. It’s like having a conversation with an autocomplete engine that’s always wrong. If you just let me finish my sentence, this would go way faster.

Stir with the right, hold the pan with the left, and stop the kids from pulling hot food on their heads.

What learned was to fight back when no one was watching. No one believed the bully when they said I did it, and I got some payback.