I did, but they didn’t. 🤣

typical Dylan.

take note Americans, this is the nation the orange tumor wants for us.

no no no. if I’ve learned anything at work you fire the most competent one, the bore.

then the asshole quits because he can’t work with the idiot.

and then the idiot gets promoted to management when you get fired.

and the cycle continues.

is that why uropeeans are so thin?

try saying that shit after someone breaks into your room at 2am while you’re whackin it to Jenna Jameson.

when your dick is in your hand and an uninvited guest joins the party there’s only two proportional responses to give.

1. help out
2. death

vr, ar, xr, medical technology, etc…

am I doing this right?

I swear, the orange fuck could nuke Texas and kill every Texan and his approval rating would only drop by .01%

don’t kink-shame.

warming up?

It’s white hot right now!

you can’t possibly compare your experience from 20 years ago to what children can experience online today.

I know what was going on online then because I was around your age now then.

I’ve been where you were. I was on forums and BBSs when I was 12. Had my parents knew what I was doing at 12, they would have stopped it immediately.

I had a GF online at 13 years old. she was 20. know how fucked up that shit is?

today, that kind of shit is even more prevalent. So no, at least for my kids, they won’t get phones or smart watches or tablets that they can take into their rooms. alone. at night.

being able to communicate does not require access to a personal device. I have a house phone, I have a PC available to them. I block all major social media platforms on the network. by allowing a device the ability to circumvent those protections I have put in place, I only negate my own hard work.

rotting corpses smell very different from slaughter houses. my experience is mostly with cattle, but I would imagine hogs could be similar.

it’s a sickening sweet smell that begins with a tickle in the back of your throat, a whisper that triggers your gag reflex. it then punches down into your chest and then stomach when you’re close enough to the source.

even if you have never smelled a rotting person, once you smell it you will surely know what you’re smelling and you will never, and I mean NEVER, forget it.

is this the way he wants to come out?

immigrant: sure thing boss

DOS: ok, where’s your Facebook, Reddit, lemmy, Twitter, and MySpace accounts?

immigrant: don’t have em.

DOS: what do you mean?

immigrant: I don’t have social media.

DOS: looking at them like a psychopath

immigrant: 🤷

I worked at a garbage dump one summer.

the putrid smells I had cling to me wouldn’t leave me for weeks.

still would rather that than smelling rotting bloated corpses.

dump smell hits you in the mouth and mid stomach.

rotting flesh hits you in the chest and your intestines.

negligence is a fine tightrope to walk.

I’d rather have an ice candle with a small wick that burns and melts as the house comes down.

uhm…I’m absolutely certain the Puritans came from 16th century England.

I suppose your statement is technically correct but I’d argue that you actually meant “American west”, not “western world”.

this comic needs the Garfield minus Garfield treatment.

here’s one they’re working on of Elon Musk.