Hi. I’m Hotrod_Jesus and I’m an alcoholic. Crucifixion leaves a mark on a man.

Working these days in the garage on the 13th floor. Cars are easier to sanctify than people.

To my followers looking for answers, I offer words from my dad:

“Nam et si ambulavero in medio umbrae mortis: non timebo mala, quoniam tu mecum es.”

I just wanna add if you’ve got hate in your heart, you’ve fallen off the track, and need to take your soul back to the shop.

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  • That was totally my dickhead Dad’s idea, btw. Not just the “stick your kid on a cross” idea, but sin itself. I mean, if you’re gonna create a universe filled with carnal desire, what damn right do you have to tell folks not to enjoy it?

    Then, to top that absurd hypocrisy, he then goes around knocking up virgins under their fiance’s nose, declares the kid the king of the Jews (when there already IS a king who likes to behead prophets), and then tells the kid he’s gotta overthrown the Roman Empire… lemme just say I’ve considered patricide more than once.








  • Weak? Weak??? Fuck you you goddamn chucklefucking morons. There’s nothing weak about my writing, even taken out of context like you dumbfucks decided to do every other sentence. You can call me a lot of things, but weak ain’t one of them, you hypocritical motherfuckers. Those words are still the best selling fiction work EVER, and you idiots think that your lives are so hard the teachings are “weak”? Goddamn, people like you are what makes Dad flood shit.

    Can’t believe I fucking got on a cross for these morons. That’s it - I know I’m supposed to be in recovery, but I need a goddamn drink. Anyone got a water bottle?