Not a very nice one, admittedly.

Guy’s gotta have a hobby.

What happens to the spiked concrete? Can they add something else to counteract the sugar later?

That’s a big ole’ desert that state has. Wouldn’t it be nice for those fake electors to be given a courtesy tour, to show the state’s appreciation for their misguided efforts but no hard feelings, of the deep wilderness?

‘Breaking’ FTW.

Trying to land on the sun sounds like a GREAT way to spend the money that you could be using to fix the social ills in your country. Way to go India!!!

I started drinking lots of alcohol. It didn’t really help in the long run.

It’s like liquid therapy.

Then you lose your family and job.

It’s great!

God forbid that they concentrate on the quality of the basic vehicle instead.

It’s lost on me so the joke is wasted.

He’s just having a lovely holiday somewhere, comrade.

I slightly chipped my fingernail polish.

Xmas is fucking RUINED.

Assassins

Rajat Khare? The rapist Rajat Khare?!?

Too late. It’s not Christmas any more. It was yesterday.

Because all other langauges are inferior.

Did she eat Santa?

There’s only like, 100 people in Iceland and they’re all related to each other so it’s not very difficult to find the bikes.

This one is actually real.

Who the fuck appointed these ass-clowns as some sort of official envoy?

Quick Hamas! Bomb the fuck outta that place!!!

Meh. Never watched it. All these sitcoms are the same.