Aww heck yeah, I love stealing office supplies and other stuff from my employer OwO
And I hope their performance review went well. They make me nervous, too, but what’s the worst that could happen? They probably won’t fire you right away, and if they shout at you like parents or teachers sometimes do, you should run away as fast as you can.
Yes, my brain is at home. Somewhere. Maybe in the attic. Or the basement. Probably somewhere in this pile of paper, but I’m not sure. I really hope I didn’t throw it in the trash last week. I cleaned up a bit and might have done that by accident. But I also found a charger for an old camera, and the camera still had an SD card in it! Lots of low-res photos from a vacation many years ago. Young me always took a photo of the toilet for some reason. When I learnt that my camera could record short audio clips linked to individual photos, I recorded a full flush of every toilet, too. Good times, back then. What were we talking about again?