Sports bras are one of my favourite things, regardless of the gender of the person wearing them <3

That’s… one hell of a business opportunity! That witch could sell their service at a reasonable price and make tons of money.

#9B4F96 at 28,11

Out of curiosity, how long do you plan to keep posting these?

Those are the days! When your body feels lighter and your brain emptier (but in a good way) than usual.

Aww, that stinks. I hope they’re okay. No time is a good time to get caught, but it’s probably extra-bad under the current US government :c

#0038A8 at 30,10

It’s wild how much prices for just about everything have increased over the last few years. $500 for a Switch 2 + Mario Kart bundle, $80 for Mario Kart alone, and who knows how much other games are gonna cost.

Eight or nine years ago, I went partying with a few friends and took the train back home afterwards. One of them came with me to the station, but he had to take a different train. So when I was about to get on my train, I said goodbye to my friend, turned to some random guy standing near us, and (very drunkenly) said, “And you take care of my friend here, okay? Take good care of him. Thank you.” This screenshot reminded me of that beautiful memory. We had so much fun back then <3

Bad news: Umbreon and Glaceon are practising for their first (imperial) century. Or maybe that’s good news? Who knows! But you better get ready for 100 miles of slapping :3c

#0038A8 at 30,11

Give it a few thousand days and you’ll save a couple of cents in storage costs :3
This one got a good laugh out of me. Happy (belated) April Fools!

I love that yours has perspective, and you paid so much attention to small details like the black corners. The big boy card is also really cool :3

He may be a villain, but he’ll always be my hero <3

There is no Queen of England.

It feels weird that this is now an accurate statement.

Everybody deserves a friend, even the weird kid in class. You have been assigned the status “friend,” please do not resist <3

That depends, oddly cute demon furry. What’d be in it for me? :3 👉👈

#0038A8 at 31,12

So they managed to get their domain back? That must’ve taken some effort. Oh well, my home instance is defederated from them anyway :3c

don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t

YOU NEED A BEDROOM PISS BOTTLE

dang it!!

Drawing with a mouse is hard, but they can be recognised, I think. And I didn’t forget the tail this time! :3

This happens to me a lot because I want to speak as fast as I think, but thoughts are just so much faster than spoken words could ever be.

Eevee, no!! You need proper eye and ear protection to safely fire that gun! gives Eevee protective equipment There you go, now you can go ahead :3

I have so many questions. Do they eat corn and then puke popcorn? Where does the butter come from? And how do they salt it? I don’t know if I want all the answers, but I’d love some popcorn :3

#0038A8 at 32,11

It really sucks when you need to get up earlier than usual but can’t fall asleep early enough to get a full night’s sleep :c