Bad news: Umbreon and Glaceon are practising for their first (imperial) century. Or maybe that’s good news? Who knows! But you better get ready for 100 miles of slapping :3c

#0038A8 at 30,11

Give it a few thousand days and you’ll save a couple of cents in storage costs :3
This one got a good laugh out of me. Happy (belated) April Fools!

I love that yours has perspective, and you paid so much attention to small details like the black corners. The big boy card is also really cool :3

He may be a villain, but he’ll always be my hero <3

There is no Queen of England.

It feels weird that this is now an accurate statement.

Everybody deserves a friend, even the weird kid in class. You have been assigned the status “friend,” please do not resist <3

That depends, oddly cute demon furry. What’d be in it for me? :3 👉👈

#0038A8 at 31,12

So they managed to get their domain back? That must’ve taken some effort. Oh well, my home instance is defederated from them anyway :3c

don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t

YOU NEED A BEDROOM PISS BOTTLE

dang it!!

Drawing with a mouse is hard, but they can be recognised, I think. And I didn’t forget the tail this time! :3

This happens to me a lot because I want to speak as fast as I think, but thoughts are just so much faster than spoken words could ever be.

Eevee, no!! You need proper eye and ear protection to safely fire that gun! gives Eevee protective equipment There you go, now you can go ahead :3

I have so many questions. Do they eat corn and then puke popcorn? Where does the butter come from? And how do they salt it? I don’t know if I want all the answers, but I’d love some popcorn :3

#0038A8 at 32,11

It really sucks when you need to get up earlier than usual but can’t fall asleep early enough to get a full night’s sleep :c

The things I would do if I could just get started will forever torment my soul

That’s why I can’t wait for summer to come. Yes, it’s also sweaty and sticky, but the upsides of summer outweigh the downsides in my opinion.

#0038A8 at 32,10

(If this might interfere with something someone else has planned, let me know and I’ll put it somewhere else :3)

Lesbian
German
Bisexual
Transgender

UwU

Thank you :3

Very cute art :3 And having wings would be so cool. You could spread them and just fly away to wherever you like.

omg yess thank u I luv thermonucular bawwistic missile!! eats it so yummy :3 boom so spicy qwq