Lol I thought this for years! I always thought it was a bold choice for a bumper sticker. I was like “Ya! You do you!” To be honest idk what they mean by salt life. Slut life I could wrap my head around. But salt? Do they harbor ambitions to become deckhands?

That’s what people are missing here. It’s essentially just a vehicle for anyone to bribe trump nice and easy.

Lol I I see it!

Lol no one wants us. Maybe if you have money, but otherwise nah. We’re trapped yo

I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Holy hell that IS metal. No black lung in heaven indeed!

Sounds metal AF.

I mean how many miles a day are most routes? Why order bigger specs if you don’t need them? I can’t imagine most carriers go more than 20 mi a day. I am curious though, I’m sure someone’s crunched the numbers on it.

65’ looks ready for anything the playgrounds got.

This was my first thought. Insurers being insurers and dickhead dealerships reacting dick-headlly.

Disque*

This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Whether in the bus or in line at a register. People will wait their turn patiently enough, playing on phones or staring into space.

When and only when they reach the front of the line, have a captive audience of a dozen odd people, will the show begin. We are treated to great variety of expressions on the payee’s face. The languid reach for the bag, the rooting through, the unrelated thoughts and revelations brought forth by the detritus being rifled through. All translated onto their face for our, the captive audience’s pleasure. Finally, with a look of self satisfaction they will take many times over the time anyone needs.

But the show is not over yet! Instead of clearing the area for the next person, we, the captive audience, will watch an encore of returning the payment method to the bag. Presumably to hide it under layers of trash. Perhaps this is done to deter thieves. We may never know. Mother nature guards her secrets jealously.

Then and only then is the ritual done. The person having inconvenienced a dozen people at a go.

Assholes

I’m sure disassembly, transport, and reassembly is sold separately

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to look at what they’re doing right, nor does it mean we have to condone the situation there in its entirety.

I for one am in awe they built enough high speed rail to circle the earth. The flip side of that coin is the shame I feel at our own progress in the meantime. The interstate system is so gross and inefficient. 90 out of a hundred trucks you see could have been on a train, should be.

And I’m sorry but if you find yourself driving on the interstate on a regular basis you’re doing it wrong. I’ve heard all the best excuses. It’s an insane way to live, and it’s straight up ruining our planet.

I certainly don’t advocate adopting China’s way of being lock stock and barrel, but they’re doing what we cannot. Too many apartments and trains. Sounds like awful problems to have.

My grandma made me this cake whenever I’d come to visit. 10/10 best cake ever

I’d love to hear a few more! I came across some Frisian media once. It wasn’t mutually intelligible with English, but it seemed close. I could understand some fragments and meaning, much like the native English speaker could pick up some stuff from romance languages. It’s so weird to see how languages bump up and into(out of?) each other.

Jésus burro en español

It has good bones. It seems a shame to have built out all the art, game engine, etc and not have made it longer. I get your point in that it was tidy, but I still can’t help but feel an opportunity was lost by not fleshing it out a bit.

Lol for years I had a tv VCR combo with only The Goonies, In The Army Now, and some old MASH episodes someone put on a tape. A simpler time indeed!