The people who want this want to be that grandpa.

Please don’t give him any more incredibly stupid ideas. You know how much he loves incredibly stupid ideas…

You would think…but they failed to reject it three times thus nullifying their defense.

The lunar community is much cooler anyway…

I know exactly when I’ll need them, the day after I throw them out.

We’re already speedrunning climate-based societal collapse, so there’s not really much time to slow walk these things.

Considering, low crime, and no terrorism, it’s more along the line: “We want it to stay that way”

You really don’t think painting immigrants as criminals and terrorists is a common fascist talking point?

I guess technically he spent $44.13 billion

The stress from all of those social events is also likely having a negative impact on your immune system, further muddying things.

I apologize. I did not realize the seriousness of the situation. I will refrain from any further light-hearted jokes.

Groundhog Day (1993)

Quantum is when two things at the same time

8 years olds, dude

“knock the hell out of people” presumably means loudly complaining and insulting people until they do what he wants.

Frequently, yes.

People used to go way harder on Halloween pranks, apparently.

Considering the election is likely coming down to tenths of a percent in a dozen districts in a handful of swing states I’ll take those 12 votes.

Yup. One side proved they were actually concerned about the age of the candidates and did something about it while the other digs their heads in the sand and ignores reality.

Sure seems to be a super common theme these days…