I would’ve killed for one of these after I saw the movie “The Wizard”. Apparently, they didn’t work for shit.

Can’t wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

Booooooo…urns!

I think those rumors are most likely true.

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

I’m sure if he dropped $4 million, it’s probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!

Even better! $30 million = a 10+ point loss! Keep shoveling the money into the fire Republican donors!

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it’s going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I’m concerned! That $20 million could’ve went to paying Trump’s lawyers!

A judge who’s actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can’t have that with Trump as the defendant!

I found self-love through exercise and not being an asshole!

This makes me happy!

Not sure a long article if needed. Trump became the Republican party, and they all had a choice: continue to have a spine and call out this lying grifter for what he is (while also endangering their political career) or capitulate to Trump, become a jellyfish, and keep your job. Lady G. made his choice.

Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it’s ok because they’re just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

Fuck ya!

That’s some RRR shit right there!

I’m a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can’t, or don’t want to do, and you can get paid!

I’m 100% certain that if I tried to give my cat a bath, I would get a face full of claw!

Chili Mac is definitely a delicious thing. Why not Chili Spaghetti?!