the password cannot contains the same sequences of characters as the old password.

That’s a weird way to say “we store your password in plaintext”

She has a nice beard

I prefer weighing beans instead of eyeballing it to get more consistent quality (I use 14 grams for two-cup pot). Also try to take off your mokka just before it gets angry and splushy, that’s the point where most bitterness comes out.

Oof, hoops you have to jump through to get two disks in a mirror on windows still haunt my dreams sometimes

But in your example raid controller driver was covered in an out of the box install in windows. If it wasn’t you’ll still need to do pretty much the same. Also there was a couple of weird steps in your linux list like switching DE to run a couple of CLI commands and disabling AHCI for some reason.

Such a rookie mistake

Which expires in four years!

Dutch is like a German describing to Englishman that he just took a bite of a very hot potato

Hello there!

Or how being invisible can help in this situation

My father once chose course of intravenous therapy over intramuscular injections because apparently exposing your butt to a nurse is not manly enough

Funny? Funky? Frisky? Feisty? Frosty? What mystery do you hide behind these asterisks?!

My first dog HATED rain with all her poodle heart. She did all her duties right near the front door and then just dragged her feet behind me while I did my obligatory 20 min route so I don’t get yelled at by my parents for not walking the dog enough

Actually, no. Her full name is Serenade ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Dunno, this is the stick my corgi would try to drag home. This boy can do better

This article reads better with this track on https://youtu.be/yFMaEIHIrGw

Suicide bombers may not wear backpack very often, but when they do, they wear it to the end of their lives

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Oh, german calling people corcroaches and orks? Did the third reich really go away?