You can feel halfway good about yourself.

This appears to be a budget hole of glory. This dude could still get his eye poked.

On the bright side, the odds of catching an eclipse would go way up.

S’more spores.

At least he was a nurse on the walking dead

Nurse Hector

Headline Nudes

I try not to get too hung up on logic but that makes sense.

The gun sight seems unnecessary unless the rider is going to shoot out their own tire and wants accuracy.

Don’t forget how high you get.

This is a yuge development. A big hand to everyone involved.

This is an all-time favorite Edison quote. I also like “Who let the dogs out?..Who?..Who?”.

Well he’s got Mr. Clean beat on this one.

There’s a name for this type of napping but it escapes me.

Implant dentures having issues at the worst time.

But with more flavor.

I’d feel better about it if they’d let me wear bunker gear.

Oh, I remember. I remember, don’t worry.

Oh Lord!

I prefer the hard shell Internet. It’s especially good with the 5g tacos.

Probably didn’t think he’d be noticed alongside the other nuts in the bar.