

The… lies of the Haggadah? The book so benign I can get copies published by ShopRite? Oh no, he’s going to out the dark truth that Pesach was never meant to come with a 4 drink minimum and the secret to singing Chad Gadyah in a round while plastered! What’s next? Will he expose the ancient Jewish secret to a good brisket is actually Dr. Pepper?
Edit: Obviously this dude is a dangerous Neo-Nazi and the Earth shouldn’t suffer him breathing it’s precious oxygen, but we gotta laugh or else we’ll cry, right?
I’ll block the community if AI generated content is allowed.