my friend made me take the bdsm test and it returned 97% vanilla. I don’t have this problem lol

Also something I’ve learned recently is that I’m like super un-sex-driven. Like I have a drive but it’s like 10 mins before bed a couple of times a week. I cannot fathom how people could cheat on their partner because they’re horny, I just don’t really get it.

You know the trend of putting 10 people’s phones open with TikTok together and if you get a thirst trap you’re out? I did like 20+ and this is the closest I got

I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

Sidenote, the modern web is so fucked because how am I supposed to teach a kid that I would trust the random website “paper.wtf” I have never seen before with literally “meow” randomly above their article MORE than businessinsider.com which is like at the top of every search result

me with @TriflingToad@lemmy.world

Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

I didn’t need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can’t have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

also the idea of a genius putting a bucket on the head of a grandma he fucks and telling her to act like she’s 21 is HILARIOUS to me

I realized I was trans in middle school, i said something suicidal to my friend and he told on me. I never really talked to the therapists because my mom was very homophobic. I got put on antidepressants and suppressed my feelings so hard I can hardly remember my childhood.
5 years later my depression went into “full remission” couple of months before I came out. I then 180°d and got sent to the psych ward for suicide ideation this February.

The only thing that stopped me from killing myself is the realization that my cat would be rubbing against my body for pets in the ~10 hours it would take for my family to find me. I was planning to buy a knife after work but broke down in the bathroom.

water can taste either really bad, or like nothing
not water tastes consistently better than water

what about this one? https://youtu.be/V2u3dcH2VGM

I don’t know anything about self driving, but I can’t imagine why it would turn off right before a crash instead of keeping the breaks held

(also I know the drivers is a total idiot and it’s 100% their fault, I just want to know why it turned off)

you wouldn’t say that to his face, would you? 🥺

“enough dancing, get back to work.”

omg I’m using this next time someone asks for my food

hi alt, I’m cottage-core

I don’t like the execution, but it’s good in concept

so you’d pay if there was a free trial?

I’ve gotten that before too

as someone who works in a grocery store* off the top of my heat I cannot remember any customer (I don’t know outside of work) OTHER than a funny Irish man and someone with a confederate flag shirt.

when I’m on cart duty i DO remember bumper stickers though, I take photos of the funny ones sometimes. Also bugs/birds/cats/etc are all free reign to gawk at.

a tiny spider I saved while cleaning out one of the check out areas

fluffy cadpiller!!! 🐛🐛

I got bored and little bits of stuff fall off sometimes so I started collecting them. This isn’t an animal but it’s a nice memory 🌻

uhhhhhhhhh

???

*also technically I’m a “front end service” something, so I bag and do carts and clean sometimes, but it’s close enough to a cashier

little boot little snoot

‘linoleum’ is one of those words you read and immediately have to feel what its like to say. Like evel knievel

Lemmy tends to not take every sentence like an insult.

for example: On a r/PCMR post asking about GPU shopping I said “ive run pretty graphics intensive games and some LLM/Image generators too. Mine has been perfect, I don’t think OP should be super concerned [about only 10gb vram]”
I got -20 votes and a reply “Wow you should tell to AI companies that they don’t need 30gb in their graphics cards!”

like OP was literally just a gamer 😭

although,
Lemmy HATES memes with censors in it. And leftist infighting is insufferable.