Yep, that’s some 1990s Kid Vid coolness right there.

A little creepy how Zuckerberg now looks a bit like Cumberbatch as Sherlock from 15 years back.

(That Sherlock series is now 15 years old!)

The original, and still the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ

Who is Ed? And how does he know so much about the future?

South Carolina 🫡

GORDON FREEMAN “STOP KILLING GAMES!” WANTS YOU

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

She Baroque her neck.

Your sister was still being served cereal bought by her parents in her twenties?

She really gotta have her Pops. (jaws notes)

That’s where all the baby states are made.

I don’t think this qualifies as Onion material.

It’s like saying “Donald Trump surrenders himself to the authorities.”

Haha, so funney! sobs

He had something in the oven.

I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?

Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.

Persona 5 requires some thought. Don’t play it tired.

“Of course I’m paranoid, everyone is trying to kill me.” - Weyoun 6

I’ve see residential roads with frequent speed bumps. That caused a noticeable change.

What? No Magnum 44 marker?

“I pity the person who has to clean the sheets on Zek & Ishka’s bed.”

Let me know when they name an aircraft carrier after him.