A 30 minute window for food seems weird, then I checked the article about 9/11 - it’s roughly the same times the first and second tower were struck (8:46 AM & 9:03 AM).

Installation Wizard - A wizard hired to protect a specific building or location.

Bluetooth sounds like a negative effect. Similar to using Bluetooth in real life.

Admiral Eeyore: “I knew something like this would happen…”

I guess the screen door wasn’t closed all the way.

The only reason he in still in a position of power is because New York does not have a guy dressed as a bat running around at night busting heads.

If your device has good software, it will only allow power unless you authorize a data connection.

The process of scientific discovery is never “Eureka!” but rather “That’s funny…”

That one car is so jazzed to be there.

That is a cartoon-looking pelican!

Most unsurprising gaming news this month.

More surprised that any founders remained at the zombified husk of a company that used to be Blizzard.

“Yeah, make a chair out of metal and straight angles! But also put a nice headrest on there, we don’t want people to be uncomfortable.”

I keep thinking about the killer clown from the Orville episode Firestorm. Which was basically the same thing - a manifestation of fear.

(Sorry about the CAM quality)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GcnPAX9_jo

It’s also worth noting that Voyager alum Brannon Braga directed that episode of The Orville.

Not a hot take, the truth. Doing abstract things like that is where Star Trek excelled.

Satan: “Jesus, no, we don’t do that shit here.”

A: Those parents.

Concepts of home improvement.

That, or they got the idea from watching Home Improvement.

.gifv strikes again.

This picture requires no context, it is amazing on its own.

Read: Death sentence reduced to 50 years in prison.

And in Japan, that means 50 years of being told he was going to be executed the next morning. Every single night.

That alone is inhumane.