this is one of my faves, thanks for shareing

i was obsessed with this show growing up

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loco bandito

yooo, this is totally me when 👌👌👌

psst… sometimes someone sees you doing just a litl easier and so, they may ask you if you can carry some of their load too, and i love to, i love it, i know how it was for me, but then sometimes, you learn how to help those people so well, that you both end up regressing

imagine alienating your child to the point where they feel this way, providing them access to guns, and then deciding to sue google when faced with the undeniable proof that you just couldn’t parent, this is a tru american florida story

what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

my mom came up with this absolute banger, super simple, easy to elevate if you feel like playing around

chicken (whatever floats your boat, i prefer bone-in skin-on thigh but my mom always used skinless breasts)

one jar of orange marmalade

3/4 a bottle of italian dressing

throw it in the white crockware and bake half an hour, turn on the broiler at the end if you feel nice, then serve with some plain rice with a hefty spoon of that juice over it, and any salad or green, i like a bomb garlicky sauteed broccoli, my mom always called it “orange chicken” and it makes for great leftovers even, hope you like it ^-

heyy, this guy right here just bought a pair of shoes, they’ve finally caved and decided to become a sneaker collector, you know what they’d definitely need? the same pair, they love these ones

bruh, look at you, i’m on the internet and don’t want to be this close to you, trolls live in caves, maybe that’ll be good for you, but then you might hear the water drip and the crickets chirp

what’s so bad about this movie?

if you’re lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she’s even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don’t have to go with her if i’m too busy

didn’t he shit on a woman or am i getting my scumbags mixed up?

schick? venus?

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn’t survive without the prison system, don’t know why they’re wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

habeeb it

i take caffeine pills, i need the caffeine, but if i had to sit down and drink a whole cup of liquid, i find that i just don’t, i’m sure i could find the time for it but i don’t

you know, i’ve never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn’t you just suck the air through the straw too?