I think the hamster has a better chance in the microwave

Edit: stupid spelling

I’ve been working to find a way to give my personal to AI. toxic assholery for everyone

I see you’ve met my ex wife.

Realistically, you only need a garage

I think I’d just get tired of bacon.

Only the original is delicious

WHAT??

The “Kansas City” dog is not Kansas City… I’ve lived here my whole life and no KC dog has cream cheese… BBQ sauce and burnt ends or pulled pork with pickle slices… Maybe throw some fried onion straws or baked beans on that.

Wait, cyber trucks hava a liver?

And add to the voices? Nuh uh.

I never expected something to take that from the Pontiac Aztek

Wait, you’ve never wanted to drive a doorstop?

The worst is when you start to have conversations in your head in multiple voices. It gets crowded sometimes.

Why, can’t you ask yourself? 😁

I thought people only went glamping nowadays.

Micro services alone aren’t enough. You have to have proper observability and automation to be able to gracefully handle the loss of some functionality. Microservice architecture isn’t a silver bullet, but one piece of the puzzle to reliable highly available applications that can handle faults well

Like if everytime someone mentioned the usa people were like “Oh are you afraid of being shot? bet you have to constantly watch out for being shot huh? shot?”

As an American, I kinda am…

Poseidon?

It’s not innovative anymore, but it sure was when it released. But they kept it near its peak instead of making it utter horse crap.

I’ve been sick… I’m pretty sure I may have bought this toilet paper.