“According to Mr. Garrison, “IT” can “go up to two hundred miles per hour, and gets three hundred miles to the gallon”. The only problem is that “IT” is controlled through a quite painful and unappealing method: using four “flexi-grip handles” that somewhat resemble erect penises; two held in the hands, one in the mouth, and a fourth handle which is inserted into the anus.”
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4·1 year agoWill the phones still be waterproof?
And on top of!