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“Oh. Oh dear. That’s a compound fracture. Oh goodness me. Better let your family know you’re not long for this coil. We’ll ease your suffering with what little we have, if we can spare it. Damn shame, that.”

Outfuckingstanding! Slava Ukraini!

“I wish I could go back a thousand years to when things were better.” – catastrophically stupid fuck having no idea how remarkably unfuckingpleasant a millennium ago would be like for their peasant ass.

Fuckin duh.

Excellent use of a Texan, especially one infected with the broke mind virus.

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That also works rather well.

No, that would be the y-axis. The z-axis moves off the 2D plane from the center of the line as if it’s moving toward the “camera lens” that took the photo.

You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself

Let’s see if that works. You’re an idiot and you should feel stupid for being an idiot.

Did it work? Do you feel stupid for being an idiot? No?!

Didn’t think so, but you’re still an idiot.

Good ole z-axis to the rescue!

It’s not something that’s been reported, I’m just making the claim based on his absurd actions.

power to you if you can pull it off!

Jesus fucking himself christ, that’s horrific

Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.

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lol the preemptive num-num-numming before the water even starts, then the “hey cmon make with the tasty already” move lmao

Absolutely, yes.

I have seen a pic, and he’s hideous

2312 miles, or 3,721 km. From the east coast of the US to the west coast.

“I fits, I sits. Put your stinky, stupid human feet somewhere else. Like outside. And stay outside. Except to feed me and clean my litter box. Then go back outside.”

Dammit, haven’t even looked at the TikTok and already see the typo.