In space, no one can hear you scream

Counts as two minutes if you start a minute and end it in a few seconds and start another minute later

So that’s why you forgot your nephew’s birthday and now you have a cross-aunt

Hang in there, she’ll live on within you always

Don’t worry, you can just use your browser instead of their app

How long do boiled eggs in fridges last?

That’s just ridiculous. He should be allowed to vote too.

Sites like frequencycheck.com let you find out based on country, carrier or device

Those are prescription only

Calling in Nomad

All life with gills learn to breathe air without water, and suddenly all marine life is competing with us for land space

Our there? Or our you joking with us?

The Mighty Boosh!

It’s worth watching red dwarf all the way to reach the Arnold Rinmer song

Silver lining is that this may be the end of captchas

Got it, so North Carokota, South Dakolina, and DC and Puerto Rico. I think it’s a great idea.

We need that buddy cop movie

Don’t forget the anal probing they’ve been known to dabble in

What about their Chrysler which is as big as a whale?

Trust me bro, it’s true bro. Sam just got his machines to delete all proof bro.