Won’t let you change your destination or add a stop, smh
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Cake day: September 5th, 2023
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Hahaha oh my goodness I love elephants one time when I was a kid my dad drove us three hours to this place that had elephants but it was sketchy and weird and, and… sips drink
Literally no mention of mitochondrion? The powerhouse of the cell??
This made me remember there is a new Dune movie coming out soon
10·12 days agoThis is the most important arming trans women of our lives. It is vital that you exercise your right to arm trans women. Your grandfather fought in WW2 to secure this right
18·12 days agoThe year is 2036. It is the most important election of our lives. Harold Haymus Oldman runs as “H2O,” the brutal warlord of the water wars, promising hydration for God’s worthy creatures. His opponent is ZebLinx0-Alpha, an amalgamated hybrid of pharmaceuticals, communication satellites, and a Large Language Model. Their first debate is broadcast on subscriber-only YouTube. Only six Americans can afford it, but they aren’t watching because they already know who wins.
Probably shopped? Caramelized vs criminalized
4·17 days agoThe onions still got it
“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”
“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”
“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”
How am I supposed to write an introduction when I haven’t fully grasped the molecular mechanism of energy conservation in polysulfide respiration? JFC
I wonder how fungi are perceiving and responding to climate change. I bet they’re aware, maybe have been for a long time
4·22 days agoWelcome to the sea / pira-sea wiki
Types in email address:
“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”
Say it ain’t sooo-oh-woahwoah
Your state is a heartbreaker
Be the change you want to sea(horse)
I think you meant to say a-lead-gedly
Eschatological women Tautological women Chronological women
Etc.