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Bro we couldn’t even get people to wear masks and get free tests and vaccines without triggering white outrage, how you think actual financial hardship is going to go over with these people?

I wonder what his parents will cry about him being interrupted from doing in court while insisting he’s a good boy

Nothing says you have to answer truthfully, I think everyone should say no when asked to fuck with their data

He’s older than CPR

He talking about Tim Apple?

What, like it was hard?

No one ever asks them why all the Republicans accepted their own election results and swore in. If the election was so bad, why would you accept winning but claim a lower on the same ballot did not? You should step aside instead.

The ones who keep passing out at his own rallies? Pfft, come at me

Ughhh I will be out of town when early voting starts, I want to vote against Cruz again as soon as possible

Let’s instead hope that his bunkmates and neighbors snore loudly and take big rancid dumps every morning

Pic reminds me of Kyle Rittenhouse

Is he a Haitian migrant? No? I for one am shocked.

The morons who avoid other news sources and believe the lies they have been hearing that she’s completely dependent on others like an infant or mentally retarded will at least have to reconcile that with her appearing like a regular human being on their own TV screens

Marital rape not so harsh I guess

I’ve been to some very isolated parts of Lake Superior at night and it’s still eerily dark as fuck even with the lighthouses, not to mention the spiders come out to the beach at night to join the mosquitoes and biting flies and there’s no cell signal to find your way back if you get disoriented.

That poor woman who testified and then had to go into hiding from death threats probably woukd have preferred an actual investigation before he was confirmed

If you knew THEY could shoot hurricanes at will, would you not be nicer to them since you apparently can’t defeat physics and they can? Antagonizing what sounds like a comic book villian organization seems counterintuitive.

I was reading about the WNBA complaining about players encountering sexism and racism on social media, saying that participating in social media is necessary for players. Like are you serious? If you go on a site full of bigots, you’re going to find bigotry. Stop using it!

Because they share access to a creepy porn viewing tattling/shaming app, and he was underage when it began https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/21/mike-johnson-covenant-eyes-anti-porn-app

They own A LOT of hospital systems now too, it’s getting ridiculous to even avoid them as a patient