This is so cute

🎶 Anon is so lonely 🎶
🎶 He’s Mr. Lonely 🎶
🎶 Wishes he had someone 🎶
🎶 To call on the phooooone 🎶

#3 tho…

I’d rather have a Cylon than Elon.

His assistant needs to lose tirty pound in one munt.

Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona

I love this

The jetpack

I love this haha

What the fuck is this shit. I’m so tired and we’re barely a month into this shitshow administration.

Aw, man! >:(

Ah man, to be real for a sec, I feel so sorry for anyone living in those conditions. It’s so sad.

Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!

Lisa

I don’t know man…I Want To Believe

Yayyy, spring’s coming!

Then try being legitimately interesting, rather than co-opting an identity that doesn’t actually belong to you.

Also there’s nothing wrong with “basic.” Most of us are basic in some ways and interesting in other ways. Surely being straight and liking Starbucks and TikTok is not the sum total of who you are. Figure out the ways in which you’re unique and interesting. If you don’t think there are enough, then put the time into developing new hobbies. Personal growth is amazing. But don’t lie about who you are. That’s way worse than being basic.

ETA: I forgot to mention, based on this:

I want to be spicy and strong, not just like a girl who starts drama and complains like your average basic girl.

you should get your internalized misogyny figured out. Like, pronto.

Or as my husband’s Southern-ass grandma called it, the “war of northern agression” 🙄

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

Yup. I voted for this guy and am so beyond disappointed.